Send a Smack

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Auto-Smack

Step 1 of 4

Instructions

Tell Smacky who’s getting smacked.
Search for the team you want Smacky to roast. (Theirs, obviously.)
Select their current or upcoming game. (Only games happening now or in the next 48 hours.)
Pick which team has to lose for the call to go out.

1. Their first name 2. Search for their game

Search for a team above to see their upcoming or live game.

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Smack

Step 1 of 4

Who’s getting smacked?

Give Smacky the target and the team they love.

1. Their first name 2. Team to trash talk 3. What should Smacky roast? (optional)

Pick any that apply — or none, and Smacky decides.

4. Your favorite team (Optional)

Lets Smacky roast them as a rival instead of a stranger. Your name never appears either way.

Step 2 of 4

Choose how hard Smacky goes

(He votes Brutal. He always votes Brutal.)

I confirm the recipient is 18 years of age or older. I know this person. It’s a prank for entertainment purposes only.

Step 3 of 4

Now Smacky goes to work.

Hit generate and he’ll dig up something ugly about their team. Don’t like what he came back with? Hit it again — he’s got a whole vault of this stuff. Think you can do better? Type over it yourself.

What Smacky will say

0/ 150 words·

Up to 3 rewrites per Smack — production costs real money, and a discarded line can’t be recovered. Once you hear a line, replaying it is free.

Step 4 of 4

Last thing — where do we reach them?

Every Smack Call also comes with a free download of the audio, ready in your Locker right after it’s sent.

Their phone number

We won’t call this number for anything other than delivering your Smack.

Send this Smack Less than $1 · anonymous · they never find out

General Smack.

Instructions

Which team needs to lose

Choose how hard Smacky goes

If they lose, what should happen?

Who’s getting smacked?

Choose how hard Smacky goes

Now Smacky goes to work.

Last thing — where do we reach them?