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Real Phone Call / Shareable Video / 100% Anonymous
Pick any team, player, or game. Smacky uses real facts, live scores, and final game results to create personalized sports trash talk and deliver it straight to your friend’s phone—because their team already embarrassed them; Smacky just makes sure they hear about it.
Hear a real call. This is what lands on their phone.
Sent to a real Cowboys fan
Sharp, but clean. No swearing. No swearingSent to a real Yankees fan
Everything Smacky has. Strong languageAudio previews · every Smack is written fresh for your friend
Smacky — The voice on the line
Who’s Calling
Smacky calls from our number — not yours. You choose the target, team and angle. He handles the damage.
“Mike, this is Smacky. Somebody in your life paid actual money to have me call you about this.”
“Hey Joey — Smacky here. I’ve been sent. I don’t make the rules, I just make the calls.”
“This is Smacky, Matt. I’ve been contracted to ruin your evening.”
Actual lines a Smack opens with — one of fifty, so a repeat is rare
Friendly or Brutal · You choose the tone
How it works
Choose a team, player, or game — before kickoff, during, or after the final.
Your friend’s first name, their phone number, and how hard to go: Friendly or Brutal.
Between 8 AM and 10 PM their local time — from Smackagram’s own number, never yours, so nothing about the call points back to you.
Every Smack comes back as a Smack Card — the call as a video, ready for social media or the group chat.
Pick the moment
Four ways to send the damage. Pick the one that fits your moment, hear an example, and start there — every one is a real call, a shareable video, and anonymous.
General Smack
The one that works any day of the year — no game required. Give Smacky their team, a player, or the rivalry that never dies, and he writes a fresh roast off real facts.
Best for · Rivalries · Group chats · Any day
Hear a Smack sample
Smacky roasts a Yankees fan
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Audio preview · strong language may apply
Create a General SmackReal Phone Call / Shareable Video / 100% Anonymous
Not from the call. It’s placed from Smackagram’s own number, never yours, and nothing in the call points back to you. What you do with the video afterwards is up to you.
Yes. On a standard Smack you preview and approve the finished audio, and then you press the button that places the call — nothing dials until you do. Auto-Smack is the one exception: you approve the setup in advance and the roast is written after the final whistle, so there’s nothing to preview until it has already gone.
Smacks come in packs, starting at $4.99. The exact price is shown before checkout, and there’s no subscription to sign up for.
Someone you actually know, who is 18 or over, on a US or Canadian number. This is personal entertainment between adults with a real relationship — not advertising, not a stranger, and not anyone you’re trying to genuinely upset.
Between 8 AM and 10 PM in your friend’s local time. Schedule one outside that window and it waits for the next opening.
The Smack goes straight back onto your balance — you don’t pay for a call that didn’t land. We email you a link so you can send it again without building it from scratch, and your Locker shows what happened to it.
It plays, and it counts as delivered — as far as the phone network is concerned, a voicemail box that answers and takes the audio is a completed call. We can’t promise a Smack reaches a live person rather than a recording, but your Locker tells you which one it was.
At most 3 to the same number in any 24 hours. That cap sits on the number, not on your account — it counts every Smack from every customer, so nobody gets buried by a group chat all having the same idea.
It’s your Smack as a vertical video: Smacky’s call plays over a Smackagram card, so it opens with a play button and runs right inside a text thread instead of making anyone tap a link. You get one on every completed Smack — whether Smacky called your friend or you sent it yourself.
Yes. Every Smack you send sits in your Locker marked with what happened to it — Answered, Voicemail or No answer — alongside the recording and the Smack Card.
No. Smackagram doesn’t record, store, or give anyone access to a recipient’s voice or reaction. The only audio that comes back is Smacky’s side of it.
Friendly — Sharp, but clean. No swearing. Brutal — Everything Smacky has. Explicit language is on the table. You choose before anything is sent.
For pro sports and soccer, yes — real box scores, real results, real player names. College is deliberately different: those Smacks go after the team, the school, the coach and the scoreboard, and never build the joke around a student by name.
No. Smack Calls are personal, non-commercial entertainment only — no advertising, telemarketing, soliciting, fundraising or political outreach, and nothing intended to harass, threaten, deceive or cause real distress.
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