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Live & Smacking

Sports Trash TalkDelivered One Call at a Time.

Real Phone Call / Shareable Video / 100% Anonymous

Pick any team, player, or game. Smacky uses real facts, live scores, and final game results to create personalized sports trash talk and deliver it straight to your friend’s phone—because their team already embarrassed them; Smacky just makes sure they hear about it.

Hear a real call. This is what lands on their phone.

Friendly

Sent to a real Cowboys fan

Sharp, but clean. No swearing. No swearing
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Brutal

Sent to a real Yankees fan

Everything Smacky has. Strong language
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Hear It From Smacky How a Smack works, in his own words. The explainer
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Audio previews · every Smack is written fresh for your friend

Smacky - a phone-headed mascot in a Smackagram jersey, pointing at you from a stadium, his screen reading Incoming Call: Smackagram

Smacky — The voice on the line

Who’s Calling

Smackymakes the call.

Smacky calls from our number — not yours. You choose the target, team and angle. He handles the damage.

Mike, this is Smacky. Somebody in your life paid actual money to have me call you about this.”

Hey Joey — Smacky here. I’ve been sent. I don’t make the rules, I just make the calls.”

This is Smacky, Matt. I’ve been contracted to ruin your evening.”

Actual lines a Smack opens with — one of fifty, so a repeat is rare

What Smacky Covers

  1. Pro Sports MLB · NFL · NBA · NHL · WNBA Pro Smacks use real box scores and player names — soccer included.
  2. Soccer MLS · Premier League · La Liga · Bundesliga · Serie A · National teams
  3. College · NCAA D-I Football · Men’s Basketball · Women’s Basketball · Baseball College Smacks target teams, schools, coaches and scores — never student names.

Friendly or Brutal · You choose the tone

Smacky, a phone-headed mascot in a Smackagram jersey, standing in a stadium and pointing at a phone showing an incoming call

How it works

Four steps.One phone rings.

  1. Pick the moment

    Choose a team, player, or game — before kickoff, during, or after the final.

  2. Give Smacky the target

    Your friend’s first name, their phone number, and how hard to go: Friendly or Brutal.

  3. Smacky makes the call

    Between 8 AM and 10 PM their local time — from Smackagram’s own number, never yours, so nothing about the call points back to you.

  4. Share the damage

    Every Smack comes back as a Smack Card — the call as a video, ready for social media or the group chat.

Your number stays private Your friend never sees it. Nothing about the call points back to you.
The call comes from us Every Smack is placed from Smackagram’s own number, never your phone.
Smack Card included The call itself as a vertical video — plays right in the thread.

Pick the moment

Your trash talkstarts here.

Four ways to send the damage. Pick the one that fits your moment, hear an example, and start there — every one is a real call, a shareable video, and anonymous.

General Smack

Roast on demand.

The one that works any day of the year — no game required. Give Smacky their team, a player, or the rivalry that never dies, and he writes a fresh roast off real facts.

Best for · Rivalries · Group chats · Any day

Pick your tone
Friendly Sharp, but clean. No swearing. Brutal Everything Smacky has. Explicit language.

Hear a Smack sample

Smacky roasts a Yankees fan

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Audio preview · strong language may apply

Create a General Smack
PricingPacks from $4.99Exact pricing shown before checkout. No subscription required.
Delivery8 AM–10 PMCalls go out in your friend’s local time, never in the middle of the night.
If it missesCredit backA call that doesn’t connect puts the Smack straight back on your balance — and your Locker shows what happened.
Every SmackIs a Smack CardThe call as a vertical video that plays in the thread — whether you called it in or sent it yourself.
Pick Your Smack

Real Phone Call / Shareable Video / 100% Anonymous

Questions

Before you send one

Will my friend know it was me?

Not from the call. It’s placed from Smackagram’s own number, never yours, and nothing in the call points back to you. What you do with the video afterwards is up to you.

Do I get to hear it before it’s sent?

Yes. On a standard Smack you preview and approve the finished audio, and then you press the button that places the call — nothing dials until you do. Auto-Smack is the one exception: you approve the setup in advance and the roast is written after the final whistle, so there’s nothing to preview until it has already gone.

What does it cost?

Smacks come in packs, starting at $4.99. The exact price is shown before checkout, and there’s no subscription to sign up for.

Who can I send one to?

Someone you actually know, who is 18 or over, on a US or Canadian number. This is personal entertainment between adults with a real relationship — not advertising, not a stranger, and not anyone you’re trying to genuinely upset.

The call itself

When does the call actually go out?

Between 8 AM and 10 PM in your friend’s local time. Schedule one outside that window and it waits for the next opening.

What if they don’t pick up?

The Smack goes straight back onto your balance — you don’t pay for a call that didn’t land. We email you a link so you can send it again without building it from scratch, and your Locker shows what happened to it.

What if it goes to voicemail?

It plays, and it counts as delivered — as far as the phone network is concerned, a voicemail box that answers and takes the audio is a completed call. We can’t promise a Smack reaches a live person rather than a recording, but your Locker tells you which one it was.

How many Smacks can one person get?

At most 3 to the same number in any 24 hours. That cap sits on the number, not on your account — it counts every Smack from every customer, so nobody gets buried by a group chat all having the same idea.

What comes back to you

What is a Smack Card?

It’s your Smack as a vertical video: Smacky’s call plays over a Smackagram card, so it opens with a play button and runs right inside a text thread instead of making anyone tap a link. You get one on every completed Smack — whether Smacky called your friend or you sent it yourself.

Can I see whether it actually landed?

Yes. Every Smack you send sits in your Locker marked with what happened to it — Answered, Voicemail or No answer — alongside the recording and the Smack Card.

Do you record their reaction?

No. Smackagram doesn’t record, store, or give anyone access to a recipient’s voice or reaction. The only audio that comes back is Smacky’s side of it.

What’s the difference between Friendly and Brutal?

Friendly — Sharp, but clean. No swearing. Brutal — Everything Smacky has. Explicit language is on the table. You choose before anything is sent.

What Smacky will and won’t do

Does Smacky use real players and real scores?

For pro sports and soccer, yes — real box scores, real results, real player names. College is deliberately different: those Smacks go after the team, the school, the coach and the scoreboard, and never build the joke around a student by name.

Can I use this to promote something?

No. Smack Calls are personal, non-commercial entertainment only — no advertising, telemarketing, soliciting, fundraising or political outreach, and nothing intended to harass, threaten, deceive or cause real distress.

How does someone stop getting these?

They fill in the form at smackagram.com/opt-out, or email support@smackagram.com. No account needed. The block is permanent, it applies across every Smackagram customer, and no customer can override it.